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100+ Best Christmas Captions for Instagram

Best Christmas Captions for Instagram

 

Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!

I can be instantly healed by changing the way I view Christmas sales. You may have a blessed family, a blessed job a blessed business but do you have a blessed wallet to maintain the budget?

The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.

If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?

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Baby, its cold outside

There’s no place like home for the holidays.

It is the Season to Sparkle.

 

If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.

I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.

When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida

I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder

What mess up your Christmas season? Your weird friends, who are you connected with? My girlfriend is my main connection and she can change my perspective if I allow her to.

Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.

Sweater Weather is Better Together.

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Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.

May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas.

Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on.

Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch

 

Mistletoe, sunshine, and good times.

 

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.

I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

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Dear Santa, define “nice.”

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf

Bah humbug!

Why the jingle jang not?

Green Eggnog and ham

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What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper

Merry Elfin’ Christmas

‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!

Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.

Fizz the Season

Winter Wonderland

I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.

Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.

Make it a December to Remember.

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.

It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.

The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.

Merry Elfin Christmas.

I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Merry everything and happy always.

“Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing” — The Santa Clause

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.

Just Think of us as Santa’s Social Media Elves

Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.

Dear Santa, I Want New Owners.

Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?

OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.

Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year. Most of the Time. Once in a While

I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas

Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.

Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!

The children have nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now, let’s just savor this moment.

About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch

The calm before the storm …

Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!

This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.

Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.

Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite

Time for the big show!

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it?

Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided.

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